So I’m pretty horny these days- haven’t had sex since I saw Jefferson a week an a half ago, and doesn’t look like I’m gonna have it again until after the New Year.
Fuck- that sucks.
And with my lack of sex and being horny, I obviously need to compensate. With the roommies gone for the holidays, I have all the opportunity I want.
Except my roommate in the next room is still around. And I have I mentioned she has a new boyfriend?
Yeah, the one she’s ditched me for. But that’s a whole ‘nother matter.
But she has this new boyfriend. And he’s here now. And their door is shut.
And I go in my room to release some pent up sexual frustration when I hear major bed sqeaking. Gah. Ew. Gross!!
I may post naked pics of myself on the internet, but I’m a total prude when it comes to hearing my neighbors and roommates having sex.
Needless to say- that killed my mood.
Noelle: Happy people piss me off. Besisdes, fucked up people are more interesting…
So, I was telling two of my roommates this weekend all about Jefferson’s sex parties. And they were eating it up! They were so fascinated and asking all these questions, it was hysterical.
And now they want to go see one, and just watch. Except we all agree it would be weird for them to watch me.
Like, seriously.
My roommates are funny though.
The picky one (who’s become less picky) was telling me about how she likes it a little bit rough with her boyfriend and likes to do “play rape” with him. Kinky, I know! Even I’ve never done that (not that I don’t want to…).
And the other one, well, she’s pretty vanilla, just curious about sex parties.
My roommates are so cool, lol.
For so many reasons, I love my one roommate. I can tell her like anything, and it’s great. She loves hearing about it too. So I showed her my bite marks from Jefferson today.
She asked me upon seeing them, “Why does he bite you?”
I replied, “Cause I like it.”
She pauses for a second as she looks at me. “I don’t know why I even ask.”
Lol.
So, I discovered the joy of Dane Cook the other day and my roommate and I really want to go to his show at MSG (Madison Square Garden for those of you not from the NYC area) in November.
And we’re trying to get tickets, but were broke. And even though we could splurge for $54 a ticket for the 300 level seats, there’s an additional $10 “convenience charge”!!! Like, what the fuck! So, even though the Mezzanine nosebleeds are $34.50, they’re way overpriced after all the fees!!
So… I put out a request for vodka, and it was granted. Anyone want to send 2 poor college girls to see Dane Cook?? Please?? With puppy dog eyes?
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Avah | December 23, 2006
