The Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done
Avah | January 28, 2008
I was 16, and home from high school for spring break. It was late, after midnight probably, and I was on the computer in a chatroom (it was only 2003 after all). One thing lead to another, and I was chatting with a 19 year old guy from a few towns over. And we started putting together a plan to meet that night. For sex.
When I was 16.
And a virgin.
Well, the plan was, since I couldn’t drive, he would pick me up and take me back to his place, where of course he lived with his parents. And you know, I don’t think I ever got a picture of him before the deal.
So I waited outside for him with my cell phone and hopped into his car when he pulled up.
And ew. He was so gross. Very heavy, funky hair that looked like it was thinning (at 19!), and he kind of smelled- a mixture of stale cigarette and old B.O. Yet off I went with him.
We got to his house (after stopping for cigarettes and condoms) and talked for awhile before doing anything. But eventually we got to the icky stuff.
We kissed, and I was grossed out having his tongue in my mouth. We disrobed, and I was totally uncomfortable with being naked with him. He went down on me first, and I really didn’t know what to make of it- it was warm and wet and just weird.
Then I went down on him and it was just as weird. I barely had a clue what to do. And he didn’t smell too nice down there, so I had to try not to gag. Then he came; in my mouth; all of the sudden. God, I was so horrified, I spit it right out onto the be.
We didn’t go any further than that that night. Thank God.
We dressed, and I had to search for my underwear, and then he drove me home sometime around 4.
But really, that was of course the dumbest thing I’ve ever done, and lived to tell about.
(Note: Apparently it takes the boredom of class to spark inspiration to write. No wonder I couldn’t write during break then. So maybe I can get lots written since I have lots of boring classes!)
