Life, Love, Sex

By the way, Ow

I went to a tea party yesterday.

Managed to walk out with bruises on either arm.

That’ll teach me to sit within arms reach of Boymeat.

Funny Lines from a Tea Party

Person 1: Oh wow, Adult Friend Finder is being bought.

Person 2: By who?

Person 1: Penthouse, it seems.

Me: Oh man, I thought you were going to say “Google.”  They’re taking over the internet.

Maymay: Soon the world will be in perpetual Beta.