Hard Pressed to Tell
Fun fact for the day:
I really love fruit. Like, for real. It has to be my favorite food group.
Now, while I don’t love all fruits, I really do love most of them. I’m a huge fan of the berry family. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve eaten myself sick on raspberries and blueberries and strawberries.
And watermelon of course too.
I remember this one summer in high school, right before my senior year, where I did this adventure type program with my school, and there was this one afternoon where we went to hang out at the house of one of the teacher’s parents and they had this massive raspberry bush. Well, a group of them really. I probably spent an hour walking around and as far into the bushes as I could, grabbing and eating every last raspberry I could get my hands on.
And that same summer we picked a bunch of blueberries to make jam, but had a hell of a lot left over, and I would just sit in our SAT prep class with a huge bowl of blueberries eating handful after handful.
And know what else I’m a sucker for? A nice, perfectly ripe melon. (I’m very turned off if they’re dull and mealy, blech). When I was a kid, my dad would cut me up a melon and I’d eat the whole damn thing in one sitting. I’d have a melon like every day in the summertime! Lol.
But if you were to ask me what my favorite fruit was? I’d really have a hard time saying.
If my life depended on picking a favorite though, I might go with strawberries. (Melon being a very, very close second).
I love, love, love strawberries. So sweet, and juicy and tender.
Kind of like pussy! Isn’t most fruit a bit like pussy, actually? Sinking your teeth into the soft flesh and the juices run down your chin and makes your fingers all sticky…
(You think I would just write a post about fruit and not tie it somehow to sex?)
But anyways- strawberry=favorite fruit. (Melon (aka cantalope)= close second)
Fun fact of the day.
By Joy, April 15, 2007 @ 8:42 pm
From a relatively straight gal (aka, has never explored the nether regions of another female), I think a perfectly ripe peach is the most sensual, sexual fruit there is. The feeling of pushing through that slightly fuzzy skin, followed by the profuse juice and fleshy sweetness…if vaginas tasted like that, I might jump the fence.