Always Read the Fine Print!
Scene: I’m at a catfish restraunt with my parents and friends of my mom, we’re still deciding what to eat for lunch…
Mom: Armadillo Eggs! What?! People eat those?!
I look at the menu to see what she’s talking about.
Me: Huh? What? Did you read the description?!
Armadillo Eggs: Cheese-stuffed jalapeno peppers are stuffed inside cheesy, spicy biscuits
Mom: Oh no, I just read the bold!
Me: Jesus Mom, come on!
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Avah | August 20, 2006
By George, August 20, 2006 @ 3:30 am
I have a guy in the department who is exactly like that … reads half a sentence and then jumps to a wrong conclusion. Asshole.
By Avah, August 22, 2006 @ 3:52 am
Aww, well my mom’s just cute when she does it!